Happy Valentines day. (Valentines Day sms in English)

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...


If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ?? 

The Best VALENTINE

The Best VALENTINE Gift this YEAR is to gift ONIONS,
bcoz
1)Got colour of Love (Pink)
2)High Market Value.
3)U can see tears of happiness.
Happy Valentine Day.

Happy Valentines day.

chale gaye hai dur kuch pal k liye,
magar karib hai har pal k liye,
kise bhulayenge aapko ak pal k liye,
jab ho chuka hai pyar umar bhar k liye.....
a very wonderful happy valentines day..

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
 Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
 Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
 Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay

Turning pages without reading

Air & students hv d same mentality
 How?
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 Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

The shortest relationship

The Shortest Relationship
 Ever Is Between
 Students & Books . . .
 They Commit 0ne Day
 Before Exam
 &
 After Exam Break Up ! !

Analogy for all college lecturers (Funny Exam Sms)

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
 &
 expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

Side effect of excess study (Funny Exam Sms for Students)

Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

Biwi aur premika

Mamu : oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika
saath saath aa rehli hain.
Mamu ka dost : arrey,
mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Torch sahi Hai

Munna: apna munn kholo….. Patient opens his mouth:
aaaaaaaaaaaaa………. Munna throws his torch
light in his mouth: hmmmmmmm….. Torch sahi Hai.

popcorn kyun uchalta hai

tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai? . . . .
 bolo boloo?? . . . kuch to bolo? . . answer:- . .
tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !

Happy Repbulic Day (Tamil Republic Day Sms)

Ennathan Boomi Suriyanai Suthi Suthi Vanthalum,
Boomiku Suriyan PICK UP Agadhu.
Happy Republic Day

Ek Til rusula, phugala (Makar Sankranti Sms in Marathi)

Ek Til rusula, phugala
Radat Radat gulachya paakat padala
Khattakan hasala hatavar yetaach bolu lagala
Tilgud ghya god god bola.

Sankranti chya haardik shubhechha (Makar Sankranti Sms in marathi)

Sankranti chya haardik shubhechha
Marathi Asmita.. marathi mann,
Marathi paramparanchi Marathi Shaan,
Aaj Snakranti chya Sann
Gheuunn aala navchetanyachi khaann
Tidlagudd ghya god god bola.

Ghalshil jewa tu designer SADI (Makar sankranti Sms in marathi)

Ghalshil jewa tu designer SADI
Labhel tula teelgulachi GODI
Sunday chya haatat de Pantagachi DORI
tumha sarvana Happy Makkar Sankranti.

Riddle Sms

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Which 3 Letters Can
Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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Answer:-AGE….!!

“Makar Sankrantichya” Goad Goad Shubhechya… (Makar Sankranti Sms in Marathi)

Naveen Varshacha,
Naveen Sanachya,
Priya Janana,
God Vyaktina
“Makar Sankrantichya”
Goad Goad Shubhechya…

Happy Makar Sankranti (Makar sankranti Sms in Hindi)

Bajare ki roti,  

Meethe gud main mil gaya til,
Udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
Har pal sukh aur hardin shanti
aap ke liya

Happy Makar Sankranti

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