Side effect of excess study

Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

E.T.C Means...

Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->

Happy Exam season;

Humne iss liye mehfilon me jana chorr diya
Dost
Ki koi pooch na le.
‘beta “paper” ki tiyari kesi hy.
HapPy ExAm seaS0N;

plz hide ur answer sheet

The Funniest Situation in Student
Life:
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When U have No idea what to
Write in the Paper & the Examiner
Comes & Says,
"Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet"

final exam will be based on

80% of the final exam will be based on
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the one lecture you missed
and
the one topic you didn’t read :/ =P

Exam is a way by crossing which,

Exam is a way by crossing which,
A student enters into
New world of studies,
Experience and also
New world of friends.

To accomplish great things (exam sms for student)

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Sishe mein dikhti aapki parchai (Love Sms in Hindi)

Sishe mein dikhti aapki parchai,
kehti hai humse ki aap ho sharmai,
yeh kaisi hai rusvayi,
Mann karta hai thaam lu aapki kalai,
kyunki ab to sahi jaye na ye judia…

Chahat Teri Pehchan He Meri (Hindi Love Sms for girl friend )

Chahat Teri Pehchan He Meri…
Mahobbat Teri Shaan He Meri…
Hoke Juda Tujse Kya Reh Paunga…
Tu To Aakhir Jaan he Meri…