Marathi funny sms

Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na…
tar mag…
zopa aata…
good night…



Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo… Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli.? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli…



    Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

    “Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!”



Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”.



Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante ” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat ” E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!



What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka


  

 OneDay.. u’ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens…

    AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!