Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..I know u can't wait, So, CONGRATZ!! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2009, APRILFOOL in advnce..
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So,if u dont mind.... Can I sell you??
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav Candle Light Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
Today, 2marrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
Some One.. Misses U.. Needs U..Worries About U,Lonely Without U,Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ...THE Zoo...
WARNING!!! This is a VIRUS..When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
A- Attractive B- Best C- Cute D- Dear 2 me E- excellent F- Funny G- Gud Looking H- He He He I- I'm J- Just K-kidding
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
U are a.. B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? "YOU ARE REALLY BITCH"
In your life, when you wake up amp; dont see any one, then come to me, ill be there to hold ur hand amp; take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
A- U r Attractive B- U r the Best C- U r Cute D- U r Dear 2 Me E- U r Excellent F- U r Funny G- U r Good Looking H- hehehe I- Im J- JOKING
U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Weve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, dont misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay,har vaqt,maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai urs own DEAR.
Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Urs Faithfully, Heart attacK
31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re.
You are a GHONCHu.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi..
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.:-)april fool.
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